If Christopher Lloyd Had His Way With Me
AND assuming I was impregnated by such a horrifying act.
AND assuming the males of our fine species were able to carry those pregnancies to term.
AND assuming that the baby, a boy, survived the birth (I really hope it was a C-section...) and grew up in good health AND with good luck when it came to dodging the funky things like Infantile Spasms, Tumors, Leukemia, Downs, Fragile X, Autism, CP, and all the other bullets that he would need to get all Matrix on.
AND assuming that the child grew up with a decent enough self-image considering that not only was one of his parents Christopher Lloyd WAY past his prime but also me...just a wee bit past his prime.
AND assuming that this child, now a young man, chose to serve the public good and go into law enforcement in some fine county in some state in these great United States of America.
Then there is a very serious possibility that this man would look something like this.